the lightbulb thing

yaya.. its like a damn long ago thing.. but still i promised some ppl tt i will put it up so here goes...(thanks nikunj)

Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail about lightbulbs.

Q: How many HCI students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.

Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.

Q: How many MI students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They're too busy trying not to get retained.

Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They can study without light.

Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change lightbulb??

A: None. They'd use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.

Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)

Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: They'd prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*

Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.

Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: They can't be bothered.

Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They believe in praying for it.

Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They are still using oil lamps.

Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Huh, wat litebarbu...

Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?

A: None. They need to change their uniform first.

Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?

A: Screw the lightbulb lah, the principal will do something about it. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.

unlucky day!! dang it!!

DAMN SUAY!!ARGH!!!

sian.. today the principal annouce pjc did well in A lvls so we have lessons till 11a.m.yay..but this is the end of the the GOOD NEWS...
ltr at pe lessons.. we have 2.4 km run.. mr kwok started the bl bla breifing and then we start to take position for the run.. 3 2 1 START!! AND BOOM!!

i slided down on the drain.

i continued to run on and found out my knee was bleeding..(a bit the retarded)

then after lunch, preben cindy yiwen zl cs li xing eric and me went to yiwen's house to play mahjong..suay again...the suayness like swell up on me.. my tiles were like damn nice..but always a bit more to win.. sian.. play dunno how many rounds still lose.. argh then is not i cannot win its like i only left with either one or tiles they still dun wanna come out..shit man.. but nvm.. we have to look at the bright side of life...

anyway.. i played minesweeper and finally cleared one game..damn happy..