Saturday, December 29, 2007

wohoo!!!new bag!!

yeah!!!!i got a new bag!! wohoo.. oh.. on the way to queensway i saw samson.. he is going for work..
here is it

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

5 more days to.....NEW YEAR

wohoo.. its over christmas!!! and its to new year!!! (thanks for the presents and the 3 log cakes...lol makes me feel i m even more fat..)
its only 5 more days to new year..hope everyone can cherish every moment of 2007 that is left..
tml is 4e5 '06 class gathering.. wohoo.. see yer guys tml and have a nice day ((:

yum yum.. island creamery raspberry ice cream log cake...

Monday, December 24, 2007

silent night

i m feeling very tired now from doing all the math... let us countdown to Christmas!! it is 2 and a 1/2 more hours to christmas! Have a good silent night today everyone!! AND a merry christmas 2.5 hours ltr!! ((:

Metro-sif cum band fest!!

its been quite long since and its Christmas eve today!!! let see what happened for the past 2 weeks
Week 1 : last 2 session of metro.yea the metro sif thing has came to an end..though its not my first time doing volunteering, bt this experience is quite interesting. i have made some conclusion about the metro thing.

1) Along the way, my partners and me met some really kind people who are like into the charity thing, but most of the time it is all the balloons which are the magnet of the donation.
2)make more heart shape and flowers, cause most of the children which came are girls.
3) swords/knives/flower stem/unused fully pumped balloons is the most popular design.
4)you don't get to sit(other than breaks) while doing balloons.
5)unsuspecting children will run towards you and grab any balloon.
6)if u look a little old they will call you uncle.(regardless of children and aunties and uncles themselves)

there you have it, some of the conclusion made from making balloon sculptures...oh yah.. here are some prototypes made by me (:
my bear! hugging onto a tree..

a little blur but a sitting dog on a heart shape


week 2:

band fest week !!! at first i thought it would be boring, but it turned out to be quite fun. the first day was kind of retarded( i mean the games part) i was kind of retarded in the games. then i kena the forfeit which was to act like the mocca muscle man( check out my matching pipes) i did it badly and kind of bored people..lol then it was section lunch and then it is sectionals with Mr Oura/ Oura sensei.

he is a good conductor and a patient one i must say. cause we were like quite screwed up for the first practice. we were all retaught the basics of handling sticks and instruments.but we can sense that at the later half of the sectionals he wasn't very pleased..

anyway.. onto day 2 where we know each other better.. we prayed that it would be as bad as yesterday for the sectionals, it wasnt that bad after all,probably mr oura didnt come anymore lol. after lunch we met our legendary conductor: Mr Tan. he is freaking hyped up with the conducting which make it kind of difficult for us to follow at first. damn funny as it was the first time of my life to see a conductor like this..

and the third and fourth day was kind of boring. especially when we were going through October. it was a "KILLER" for percussion. i seriously mean it coz percussionist are killed by it and have fallen asleep. they could not tahan the boredom and eugene bring out the awakening, a deck of cards! we were down there saying " one no trump", "2 hearts" while the conductor was conducting. then all of a sudden, "Where's the suspended cymbals!?" it was damn funny..lol.
another thing was that i met julian at the third day of the practice. probably he came to take some photos for his njc band. then after the whole thing, we were there saying...wake me up when October ends...

and finally the wait is over and the concert day camE!! it was damn happening at the back stage rather than the front.cause like we were down there tuning and stuff and it was bustling at the backstage..after the concert it was a relief as everything was over!!haha...it was a good concert( though the nie instrument got haywire) and for fennell band the drunstick flew.

wanna thanks everyone and everybody who is involved!
here's the list of holst percussionist and thanks to you all for the wonderful sectionals and bridge playing: (yjc) alvin crystal joanna, (rjc) eugene ,(jjc) glennda, (ijc) sze hou aka jb (acjc) vivien


ha.. its a long post at least for me..lol... anyway Merry Christmas to all of you out there and have a happy new year!!


ps. send me the pics for the band fest if any of you happen to read this.. thanks (:

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

down with flu.. sian..

i m down with flu..
my com seems like it is also sick..
damn the weather

Sunday, November 4, 2007

op?

ha.. promos is long over.. bt next fri is the crucial day..especially for those who are hanging on the line..i m seriously not sure whether i can make it.. if i can make it probably i will study hard(coz every time when i say i m gonna study hard it always turns out to be the direct opposite)
tues is the op day for S23..hope everything will run smoothly...
chiong ar op..then chiong ar exercise..then chiong ar mahjong..o.O

Monday, October 22, 2007

D-DAY..

TML IS D-DAY..the pressure is on tml..

but for now... lets relax a bit (:

From Ruihe's blog...


小学生造句


1.题目: 原来

小朋友写: 原来他是我爸爸。

老师评语 : 妈妈关切一下


2.题目: .. 一边........... 一边............

小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服 , 一边穿裤子.

老师评语 : 他到底要脱还是要穿啊 ~


3.题目: 其中

小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。

老师评语 : 你是蜈蚣?~


4.题目: 一... 就 ....

小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。

老师评语 : 老师笑到不行 ..


5.題目: 你看

小朋友写: 你看什么看! 没看过啊


6. 照样造句

例题 : 你 ( 唱歌) 我 (跳舞)

小朋友写: 你(好 吗 ) 我 (很好)

老师评语 : 你在写英文翻译吗 ??


7.照样造句

例题 : 别人都夸我( ) ,其实我( )

小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很 帅 ),其 实我( 是戴面具的 )。

老师评语 : 什么面具这么好用 ???


8.题目: 好... 又好 ..

小朋友写: 妈妈的腿,好 细又好粗...

老师评语 : 那到底是细还是粗?


9.题目: 陆陆续续

小朋友写: 下班了,爸爸陆陆续续的回来。

老师评语 : 你到底有几个爸爸呀?


10.题目: 皮开肉绽

小朋友写: 停电的夜晚,到处很黑,我吓得皮开肉绽!

老师评语 : 看到这句 ... 老师佩服你。


11.题目: 欣欣向荣- 比喻生长美好的样子。

小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。

老师评语 : 孩子,你弟弟是植物人吗 ...

还有一个更瞎的…

写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。

老师评语 : 连续剧不要看太多~> >> >


12. 题目: 谢谢....因 为......

小朋友写: 我要谢谢妈妈, 因为她每天都帮我写作业......

老师评语 : 原来你的作业是妈妈写的 !!!!!!!


13.题目: 难过

小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。

老师评语 : 老师更难过 ......

14. 题目: 天才

朋友写: 我3天才洗一次澡。

老师评语 : 要每天洗才干 净~


15.題目: 一?便 …

小朋友写: 我一走出门,对面就是便利商店。

还有一個更瞎的…

小朋友写: 哥哥一吃完饭,就大便。

老师评语 : 造句不要乱造...


16.題目: 又.....又 .....

小朋友寫: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。

老师评语 :你妈妈 ......是怪物吗 ?


17果然

上课小朋友说:昨天我吃了水果,然后又喝了凉水

老师:这是词组,不能分开造句。

小朋友又说:老师,我还没说完呢,果然晚上我拉肚子了!

老师: …………


18 瓜分

小朋友:大傻瓜分不清是非

老师:小傻瓜也分不清 ~


19 好吃

小朋友:好吃个屁

老师: ………


20 况且

小朋友:一辆火车经过,况且况且况且况且.....

老师: ……………

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Promos over..long time nv bloggg

yeah i m back! after the promos...
got back chinese..wtf just managed to hit a B...was quite disappointed...
anyway..watched Resident Evil : Extinction with dae yeon and Ronald..
show was not worth the 8 bucks.. could have been better if i bought the DVD *ahem*
anw there was some nice part about it..

(SPOILERS ALERT)
like the part the scientist(forgot the name) was mutated coz he was being bitten by an undead which is from a group of them..they were sent to kill Alice. then in the end he was sliced into pieces by the trap that he created..
the part Alice uses her psychokinetic powers(dont know how to spell so whatever) and directed the flamethrower to kill all the mutated crows... NICE

haha.. i seriously feel that undeads should be fed with chocolate
coz they can act make people feel better interms of their emotions..
cya people..thats all for this time

btw OP sucks..

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

september holidays?

yeah, finally get to blog after a long time..

here's a video...damn lol



Tuesday, August 21, 2007

the analogy of xiong-asy

ha.. this week is a damn xiong week...
TEST SCHEDULE:
tues(today) chem spa and physics
wed: maths
Thurs:econs and chinese

we did a small blogging session on the internet.. blogged on ms chong's blog on the environmental thingee...
had a bombardment of ideas throughout..ha

anw...this is a short post.. ha.. anw.. we'll see whether i gt more shit to crap..

Monday, August 20, 2007

sian

ha.. 2 test tml, one exam one test sad. anyway
New Sketch online only until the 31st of August - Igudesman & Joo's performance from the Verbier Festival.Go to:http://www.medici-arts.tv/and click on the 23. of July for those who are interested in the little nightmare music thingee...(the 2 vids below..)

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Piano redefined part 2

a new random shit by igudesmanandjoo, in this skid, joo becomes the crazed pianist.. lets see what he will do to the poor guy....

Saturday, August 18, 2007

piano and violin redefined!

ha.. some random shit featuring I WILL SURVIVE by igudesman and joo

Monday, July 23, 2007

arh.. blog

arh..i suddenly remembered i got this blog.. ha...so i think i will have to write something down...no obligations thou..
have to praise myself for being so motivated to write smthing down..

first is the blood donation drive..it made my whole class damn pissed..the organiser didnt bother to findout how many floors block 328 have and they just ASS-U-ME that it was like 14 levels.. bt it turn out to be just 4 levels with less than 20 households..dunnoe whether is it a blessing in disguise or what.. wasted ard 1 hour of life.. at least we can just read the Deathly hallows and learn more bout Harry's story... crap man

lots of things to do but have to find time to play so went out with mj and jia yi to play pool..kindof shocked to see mj with more hair...anw.. hurt my finger during the process.. quite disgusted with it.pool is damn fun.. gotta find more time to play..ha

test are like pouring in like theres no tommorow.. thanks for looking at this piece of shit.. hope to blog more often... ha

Sunday, July 1, 2007

gathering!!

Ha.. yesterday tsali tirza dy ronald jiayi yudhi and me hustled down to island creamery for some dessert..it was actually planned quite long ago..
i ordered a mud pie...it tasted really good as the crust is all oreo and the ice cream is nice..however it wasn't nice to my pocket..bt having some indulgence sometimes ain't bad..
then we went to bukit timah plaza for pool.. i totally sucked at it.. bt hope i can improve..ha.. after some time gy sean and amos came..
anw.. its nice catching up with the old times..

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

MID YEARS OVER!!!

YEAH!!! THE MIDyears IS OVER!!!!bt i dun think i can make it.. sian

Friday, June 8, 2007

random doodle

went to the airport to send sister to hk
free time for me.?i don't think so..
went to makan at east coast
satay beehoon was nice
the fried oyster was ex..5 bucks..not worth the $$
next week got chem mock..think i will die..
damn sian..
though gp teacher say must analyse things in depth..but i m not in the mood to do such a thing
happy birthday to joan and those who had their birthdays..
don't look things on the surface look deeper
hope that i still can utilise the remaining 1 week fully
wei qi..i wanna play..
adieu peeps..hope we can meet someday

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

holidays

yeah yeah.. its the holidays..feeling happy?
sian..not at all..
1 week have passed.. casulties starts to sink in.. test after test..
still have mood to play?
mid years after the holidays..
boredom...
anyway.. if u still that u can enjoy ur hols..go ahead..
happy holidays people..

Friday, May 11, 2007

SYF results

quite expected results...

11th May 2007, Friday
Morning Session


1Pioneer S
2Anglo-Chinese School (IB) G
3Meridian G
4Anderson S
5Yishun S
6National G
Interval
7Hwa Chong G
8Nanyang G
9Victoria GWH
10Raffles G
11Tampines S

Afternoon Session
12Saint Andrew's GWH
13Serangoon S
14Temasek G
15Anglo-Chinese GWH
16Catholic G
17Jurong S

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

MAN U!!!CHAMPS!!!

YEAH!!!MAN U IS THE CHAMPION!!!!
lols..
anyway..syf is coming nearing.. it is crawling slowly towards us..
ITS just a few days away...

Saturday, May 5, 2007

music exchange

woot.. today we had music exchange in MJC
together with cj mj aj and yj..
it took about 1 hour to go there.. sian diao..
then we reached there and ballot the sequence which we were playing..
then we got last for the two ballots...(we became
then we play like shit for the two tries..sian man.. i made a lot of mistakes.. gonna kill myself..
i think cj mj and aj were quite good..yj was not bad to.. but we are somewhat not there..
after band pract.. went out with hidayad syairah and ronald to have dinner
anyway..see how the things go along.. syf is just less than 1 week away..argh..kns..


Thursday, May 3, 2007

ZHNG the GPP

yo ppl its me.. the suckiest blogger ard..
today..my group embark on a journey.. to zhng the GPP..zhng till sui sui..
its the ultimate zhnging experience.. we use laptop mp3 player to zhng it..in the end the gpp looked like shit.. have to ask yong jia to zhng it =/
P.S GPP SUCKS !!!!( i m sure there must be a lot of ppl out there who also hate GPP and PW)

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

bloggy


yeah its me again.. the suckiest blogger in town..

today gt band pract.. carry instruments and sit in the lorry

crap man.. the lorry sucks lar..

first time bad experience.. never going to do it again

then rehearsal at Singapore C.H

brings back a lot of memories..

saw nyjc band there..at there I saw melissa

we went in..and gotten ourselves some quality practice..

i miss the gong note.. shit..

the tambourine i played like shit.. gotta have myself slaughtered

3.45!! practice ended.. time seems to fly past..

zhao back to sch!!


me and hidayad's clarinet

Monday, April 30, 2007

start of the XIONG week

woot..can blog liao.. woot...today nafa half over.. confirm fail..
lucky got ppl join the NIL club with me..
then got band pract tml..sian diao..labour day-- a day for us to labour more...nvm.. hope our hard work can pay off..
CDS get gold with honours.. woot.. congrates
this marks the start of a xiong week.. woot.

Sunday, April 29, 2007

ANGRY!

I DETEST THOSE WHO AREN"T RESPONSIBLE AND THOSE WHO DON"T KEEP PROMISES!!

i seriously do not like those who aren't responsible.Scumbag is the most MILD word which i can use to descibe them.TO HELL THEY GO!I PRAY THAT THEY BURN THERE! IF U READ THIS AND U KNOW WHO YOU ARE I SERIOUSLY HOPE YOU CAN EXPLAIN YOURSELF.

back to the milder note..

SATURDAY

its a long day ..my cousin had a crazy time..she chionged through her project..then in order to send it overseas we have to send it to FEDex... then her BF had damn the most extraordinary thing on Earth. HE DROVE TO CHANGI FROM BUKIT BATOK IN 20 MINS!! OMBFG!!

when i heard this i was dumbfounded, shocked, momentarily stunned,speechless. CAN U IMAGINE??!

then i have band pract in the hall on sat...chiong there in taxi.. then practise..super sian..

then went to IMM to find the Band World..it was spastic as it is on the inside of the inside of IMM..took pain to go inside cannot tahan..hidayad dun wanna go in and the door was locked..

but miraculously the door opened and we manage to see the person in charge.. damn sian.. coz he say cannot see mouth piece can only buy...what the hell.. bloody impatient..

congrates to vitach and sajc band coz their performance was quite successful..(even though i didnt go..due to a spastic person)

anyway.. i played another minesweeper game.. yipee..


Thursday, April 26, 2007

BLOGG

finally nia..welcome to TCS online(talking cock/crap session)..
after the bloody PI..finally can get a bit of rest(bluff myself coz still have GPP F***)
settled the speech day .. nxt week is nafa test...the test which i am most afraid of other than gp...
its the test of how your body response..your wits, strength blablabla.. which can make people pissed(at least me) heck it man.. if i can actually do one pull up it would be a miracle..
anyway..a lot of other things are coming..SPA...and other things...
then the biggest thing: SYF ....shit man...i have to practise my stupid thumbroll...
...end of crap...
P.s to hell with those who think they are so big and think they can do anything when they act can't.. its not funny anymore..

Saturday, April 14, 2007

pain

pe is a pain.
pain is =pe.
how to do pull up.?
do until your arm go pain

Thursday, April 5, 2007

doodle

yay..get to doddle some things on this piece of electronic paper..so let's get started..
got to make some friends frm class 07s23...hope to make some good friends and enjoy the 1 1/2 yrs ahead...
then went back to band as contract member..get to know some peeps over there..the sectional practice over there was quite unorganized..then i felt it was a bit tilted towards the unproductive side...i wanna improve bt felt a bit the restricted..anyway still haven't make the choice between co and band..lets see what comes along..probably i wld join back co after the syf...
the first project the class will be doing has surfaced..no.. not PW...bt instead its gp..
doing on divorce(think so) with tian kian cs and jian hui.. hope that it wld be successful..

hope that everything will turn out fine... have to mug soon.. dun wanna crap like what i did in o lvls...bt talking about projects.. i wonder what can i do for it..the deadline for submitting the draft0 is over..must start chionging
anyway..hope tt everything gets better and have more time to improve on things tt are yet to improve on.. stop photocopying hw frm others and make new frens:)

fnally a happy GOOD FRIDAY to all peeps!!enjoy this long wkend coz HELL is on mon..( u know what i mean pjc peeps)

Friday, March 30, 2007

the lightbulb thing

yaya.. its like a damn long ago thing.. but still i promised some ppl tt i will put it up so here goes...(thanks nikunj)

Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail about lightbulbs.

Q: How many HCI students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.

Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.

Q: How many MI students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They're too busy trying not to get retained.

Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They can study without light.

Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change lightbulb??

A: None. They'd use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.

Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)

Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: They'd prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*

Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.

Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: They can't be bothered.

Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They believe in praying for it.

Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They are still using oil lamps.

Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Huh, wat litebarbu...

Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?

A: None. They need to change their uniform first.

Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?

A: Screw the lightbulb lah, the principal will do something about it. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.

Monday, March 26, 2007

unlucky day!! dang it!!

DAMN SUAY!!ARGH!!!

sian.. today the principal annouce pjc did well in A lvls so we have lessons till 11a.m.yay..but this is the end of the the GOOD NEWS...
ltr at pe lessons.. we have 2.4 km run.. mr kwok started the bl bla breifing and then we start to take position for the run.. 3 2 1 START!! AND BOOM!!


i slided down on the drain.


i continued to run on and found out my knee was bleeding..(a bit the retarded)

then after lunch, preben cindy yiwen zl cs li xing eric and me went to yiwen's house to play mahjong..suay again...the suayness like swell up on me.. my tiles were like damn nice..but always a bit more to win.. sian.. play dunno how many rounds still lose.. argh then is not i cannot win its like i only left with either one or tiles they still dun wanna come out..shit man.. but nvm.. we have to look at the bright side of life...

anyway.. i played minesweeper and finally cleared one game..damn happy..

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

o.. finally get to blog..






lol..finally got chance to blog..

last week was the spastic holiday week.. coz have to go down to orchard road three times(can u imagine..? if u can't then i can't blame u..) just to collect the pjc uniform.. then i remembered gathering at zl house playing tai di and bridge(finally learned it thanks preben eric zl and cs) and also hanging outwith 4e5 ppl to play pool..happy days.. dunno whether can enjoy these moments with old pals again..






then on saturday i kena the same old sickness again.. sinusitis.. damn crap.. its totally different frm those norma sinus patients are suffering.. its damn disgusting..






anyway.. hilmi zl yiwen bridgitte(forgive me if i spell wrongly and if u are reading the blog which i doubt u will) cs and me went to pei chai ss to support the cultural performance held there named apassionato(playing with passion)..feels great (kind of nostalgic cause i was feeling terrible due to the sore throat) to see old and new band members.. got to make fun of mayor zakir and faiz.. the performance was quite okay...hope that bvmb will improve more so that they can get what they want..



after that we went back to bvss thanks for the bus ride..on the bus it was kind of fun as we were playing some games and cheering.. all the bombing and the L*clap*x2A*clap*x2



M*clap*x2E LAME thing.. lol man..

after that rini samantha samuel feng ling zl cs hilmi and me went to bk while others went to mos or macs to have their dinner... samantha was damn blur as always.. and we all talked and shared some thoughts..

SUNDAY






kns the fever got hold of me.. and i went to hospital..f***...bt get to have mc :-)






MONDAY






stayed at home to recuperate.. dy told me that i m in 07s23(same og no. as orientation 1 in sa).then i was like lying on my bed feeling dead.. ltr at night cs called me and told me that i am same class as him and jing li i was like yes! coz gt bv ppl same class..



TODAY



luckily i didnt come yesterday coz it was like a waste of time.. today after sch met germ and dy(once again sry zl and all) to do hw.. in the end germ was like telling dy to write letter.. lol..




anyway.. i have grown a plant which felicia gave me during sec 3 as a birthday present..it was originally this







then later become this...





then this....


Monday, March 5, 2007

the week has passed...i have wasted it..

5th March
oh man.. monday blues followed by the returning of the gp essay failed again.. man..omg....LOL..today we have taupok session..yeah!!!Ruizhe, ashley and martin was taupoked..coz today is the birthday of ruizhe..happy bday once again..lol man the taupoks rokx s05 rocks the world!!

1st March
the day of the band interview..bad day.. labelled as the blur man..super duper blur.. think i screwed up.. let see what happens next..

sian... lol...this would probably be the last blog entry i would be writing before my results come out..what would be the outcome..?let fate decide..

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

another day...

Sian..today was another day again..temperature taking excercise..god damn it.. didnt bring thermometer..then it rained..

after that was floorball..floorball was fun...but i was a bastard throwing the stick and we were playing in the rain..

then goes on with one tutorial and two boring lectures..math and physics...maths i like half dead..so didnt really listen to the bloody lecture...phys was also boring..

4 plus meet up with jia yi and germaine to exercise.. although it was damn tiring but i enjoyed myself coz we wouldnt have much opportunities later after the first three months...

thurs would be the interview...what would happen..nobody knows..i dun wanna hope for anything now coz everytime i hope for something it would not come true..seems like it is a curse or some sort..lets see what comes along then..

Monday, February 26, 2007

I GOT THIS FRM NIKUNJ BLOG!!(WHICH HE GT FRM HIDAYAH'S BLOG :)

Kunji's Adventure
This was the story that was generated by the jokers of 07s05 during Chem Lect. It was entitled "Kunji's Adventure" by one of the jokers. Those words in the [ ] brackets are my comments.



*Disclaimer: Any resemblence to any persons living or dead is purely concidental.

+++One day, Mary was walking on a road. She saw a big brown wet thing in the middle of the road. "OH MY GOD!!!! AAAAH!", Mary said, "This is so ANISHHH!". Suddenly, she felt the urge to SEX, SEX, SEX!!! [Who the bladdy hell wrote this? Hornehhh] And Kunji was pissed. Kunji says: "I can perform better than ANISHH on bed. He is no match for me!" Kunji kicked the big brown wet thing and laid where it was. The sun shone brightly on him and he started to turn brown. Mary stared at Kunji and began to drool uncontrollably. Her urge was uncontrollable now and she leapt on Kunji like a monkey who had gone bananas and started ripping off his clothes, eager to get to his skin. When she caught sight of his shaft [omfg O_O ], she nearly fainted. "I tink yours will put Rasputin's 30 cm rod to shame!" She pulled him to the ground and got on top of him and started to ride!!! [you think funfair ah?] But a horse came, turned on the TV and started drinking beer with pig juice mixed with dung beetle droppings.
(It makes no sense)(Continued) Suddenly a rabbit crawled in, coped the horse's juice and dranked it... In an instant, the rabbit turned into a horse. When the 2 horses saw Mary and Kunji they got turned on and joined in. It became a fatal four-way for Kunji.


LONG LIVE KUNJI

KUNJI---NIKUNJ

ANISSH---ASHLEY

LOLS.. i am actually one of the contributors(guess which of it)..couldnt believe it man..anyway..thanks nikunj and hidayah for posting this piece of crap..anyway.. below is another piece of THINGY created by 07S05 during the lecture..also from hidayah's-->nikunj blog

Another crappy story written during Phys Lect
(why always one day?) One Five day, there was a village idiot named kumar in which lived many tribesmen sporting afros and bloodhounds. However, the people in the village sported a unique characteristic, they had the bodies of human but the heads and behaviour of bloodhounds. This due to the tribe's insatible urge to screw dogs. They would sweat so much everyday that everyone drank a pail of water. Kumar was the one who sweat the most in the village. Kumar is one of those bloodhound headed human bodied person because he is the product of a screwed dog. The village decided to have a "Save the Water" campaign. Each person only got 1/2 a pail of water to drink only. (The people in the village don't bathe or wear clothes so they don't need H2O for bathing or washing clothes.) Since Kumar always sweats the most, he needs to drink the most H2O. Due to the stupid H2O campaign, Kumar couldn't quench his thirst and ended up drinking everybody else's piss. He got piss-drunk and starts to swagger along the streets. Soon he collapses and passes out. A group of passing sewerage rats come across his unconscious body and take fancy ... to his hairy crotch. Luckily, Prickunji comes to his rescue, and swings hairy pendulums towards the rats, which are pierced like satay. Kumar is awakened and he began to imitate a one eyed flamingo with a hippopotamus' mouth and attemted to grind against a pole like a retarded piece of nonsense. He roared clumsily, looking more and more bj and tyler by the second. His roar attracted the attention of an 8 year old beast with the teeth of a bunny and the eyes of medusa. She emitted a roar that put banshees to shame. Attracted by the roar, Romit aka 'the horny bitch of the village' arrived. Looking around @ the naked bodies of Kumar, Prikunj and the baby beast turned him on. Soon a fearsome foursome began.


TO BE CONTINUED....

** Disclaimer: Any resemblance to any person living or dead is purely coincidental. No animals/freaky creatures were harmed in the production of this story.

hope you all enjoy these craps..THANKS hidayah and nikunj!! 07S05 ALL THE WAY!!

Monday, February 19, 2007

yay! happy chinese new year!!

ITS CHINESE NEW YEAR!!this means more hong bao food and more time with family..dunnoe why very sian tts why down here blogging..thinking of the last week.. the aftermath of getting o lvl..kinda of sad..then thinking of whether want to appeal or not to sa.. and the chinese new year celebration performance( i m the only one who suck)... a boring wk..
nvm.. cny makes everything fine...gotta have good food gd mahjong gd everything.. hope tt i can have a better week.. and have a better pig year:) happy new year once again to all ppl be it chinese malay indian eurasian pakistanian cubanian bla bla.. happy new year

Monday, January 29, 2007

sian ah...

lol...very sian ah.. so long nv touch the blog already...i think its because of no chance...
sian man..after the orientation (which was the fun part and OG23 rox!) we have to get back to the studies(sian)..this is where we split up into CGs... i got myself ino 07S05(these pl rox to0...).. although ppl are fun there talking abt bleach.. dota.. games like how many mehs mehs jump over the bloody fence...but lessons just suck...gt so many test.. tutorials..(as i am typing i haven finish my projectile motion..coz dun even understand).heck it..
gotten myself into the band..its a very good band...gotten some friends...but i not sure whether to stay in band if i get to stay in sa...coz i dun think i good enough for it..=\
hope that i can still stay in sa.. can get better results in the o levels... and blog consistantly.. and hope that the 07s05 will bond more=) and we can have more cg and og meetings..