the lightbulb thing

yaya.. its like a damn long ago thing.. but still i promised some ppl tt i will put it up so here goes...(thanks nikunj)

Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail about lightbulbs.

Q: How many HCI students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.

Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.

Q: How many MI students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They're too busy trying not to get retained.

Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They can study without light.

Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change lightbulb??

A: None. They'd use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.

Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)

Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: They'd prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*

Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.

Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: They can't be bothered.

Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They believe in praying for it.

Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They are still using oil lamps.

Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Huh, wat litebarbu...

Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?

A: None. They need to change their uniform first.

Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?

A: Screw the lightbulb lah, the principal will do something about it. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.

unlucky day!! dang it!!

DAMN SUAY!!ARGH!!!

sian.. today the principal annouce pjc did well in A lvls so we have lessons till 11a.m.yay..but this is the end of the the GOOD NEWS...
ltr at pe lessons.. we have 2.4 km run.. mr kwok started the bl bla breifing and then we start to take position for the run.. 3 2 1 START!! AND BOOM!!

i slided down on the drain.

i continued to run on and found out my knee was bleeding..(a bit the retarded)

then after lunch, preben cindy yiwen zl cs li xing eric and me went to yiwen's house to play mahjong..suay again...the suayness like swell up on me.. my tiles were like damn nice..but always a bit more to win.. sian.. play dunno how many rounds still lose.. argh then is not i cannot win its like i only left with either one or tiles they still dun wanna come out..shit man.. but nvm.. we have to look at the bright side of life...

anyway.. i played minesweeper and finally cleared one game..damn happy..

o.. finally get to blog..

lol..finally got chance to blog..

last week was the spastic holiday week.. coz have to go down to orchard road three times(can u imagine..? if u can't then i can't blame u..) just to collect the pjc uniform.. then i remembered gathering at zl house playing tai di and bridge(finally learned it thanks preben eric zl and cs) and also hanging outwith 4e5 ppl to play pool..happy days.. dunno whether can enjoy these moments with old pals again..

then on saturday i kena the same old sickness again.. sinusitis.. damn crap.. its totally different frm those norma sinus patients are suffering.. its damn disgusting..

anyway.. hilmi zl yiwen bridgitte(forgive me if i spell wrongly and if u are reading the blog which i doubt u will) cs and me went to pei chai ss to support the cultural performance held there named apassionato(playing with passion)..feels great (kind of nostalgic cause i was feeling terrible due to the sore throat) to see old and new band members.. got to make fun of mayor zakir and faiz.. the performance was quite okay...hope that bvmb will improve more so that they can get what they want..

after that we went back to bvss thanks for the bus ride..on the bus it was kind of fun as we were playing some games and cheering.. all the bombing and the L*clap*x2A*clap*x2

M*clap*x2E LAME thing.. lol man..

after that rini samantha samuel feng ling zl cs hilmi and me went to bk while others went to mos or macs to have their dinner... samantha was damn blur as always.. and we all talked and shared some thoughts..

SUNDAY

kns the fever got hold of me.. and i went to hospital..f***...bt get to have mc :-)

MONDAY

stayed at home to recuperate.. dy told me that i m in 07s23(same og no. as orientation 1 in sa).then i was like lying on my bed feeling dead.. ltr at night cs called me and told me that i am same class as him and jing li i was like yes! coz gt bv ppl same class..

TODAY

luckily i didnt come yesterday coz it was like a waste of time.. today after sch met germ and dy(once again sry zl and all) to do hw.. in the end germ was like telling dy to write letter.. lol..

anyway.. i have grown a plant which felicia gave me during sec 3 as a birthday present..it was originally this

then later become this...

then this....

the week has passed...i have wasted it..

5th March
oh man.. monday blues followed by the returning of the gp essay failed again.. man..omg....LOL..today we have taupok session..yeah!!!Ruizhe, ashley and martin was taupoked..coz today is the birthday of ruizhe..happy bday once again..lol man the taupoks rokx s05 rocks the world!!

1st March
the day of the band interview..bad day.. labelled as the blur man..super duper blur.. think i screwed up.. let see what happens next..

sian... lol...this would probably be the last blog entry i would be writing before my results come out..what would be the outcome..?let fate decide..