Kunji's Adventure
This was the story that was generated by the jokers of 07s05 during Chem Lect. It was entitled "Kunji's Adventure" by one of the jokers. Those words in the [ ] brackets are my comments.
*Disclaimer: Any resemblence to any persons living or dead is purely concidental.
+++One day, Mary was walking on a road. She saw a big brown wet thing in the middle of the road. "OH MY GOD!!!! AAAAH!", Mary said, "This is so ANISHHH!". Suddenly, she felt the urge to SEX, SEX, SEX!!! [Who the bladdy hell wrote this? Hornehhh] And Kunji was pissed. Kunji says: "I can perform better than ANISHH on bed. He is no match for me!" Kunji kicked the big brown wet thing and laid where it was. The sun shone brightly on him and he started to turn brown. Mary stared at Kunji and began to drool uncontrollably. Her urge was uncontrollable now and she leapt on Kunji like a monkey who had gone bananas and started ripping off his clothes, eager to get to his skin. When she caught sight of his shaft [omfg O_O ], she nearly fainted. "I tink yours will put Rasputin's 30 cm rod to shame!" She pulled him to the ground and got on top of him and started to ride!!! [you think funfair ah?] But a horse came, turned on the TV and started drinking beer with pig juice mixed with dung beetle droppings.
(It makes no sense)(Continued) Suddenly a rabbit crawled in, coped the horse's juice and dranked it... In an instant, the rabbit turned into a horse. When the 2 horses saw Mary and Kunji they got turned on and joined in. It became a fatal four-way for Kunji.
LONG LIVE KUNJI
KUNJI---NIKUNJ
ANISSH---ASHLEY
LOLS.. i am actually one of the contributors(guess which of it)..couldnt believe it man..anyway..thanks nikunj and hidayah for posting this piece of crap..anyway.. below is another piece of THINGY created by 07S05 during the lecture..also from hidayah's-->nikunj blog
Another crappy story written during Phys Lect
(why always one day?) One Five day, there was a village idiot named kumar in which lived many tribesmen sporting afros and bloodhounds. However, the people in the village sported a unique characteristic, they had the bodies of human but the heads and behaviour of bloodhounds. This due to the tribe's insatible urge to screw dogs. They would sweat so much everyday that everyone drank a pail of water. Kumar was the one who sweat the most in the village. Kumar is one of those bloodhound headed human bodied person because he is the product of a screwed dog. The village decided to have a "Save the Water" campaign. Each person only got 1/2 a pail of water to drink only. (The people in the village don't bathe or wear clothes so they don't need H2O for bathing or washing clothes.) Since Kumar always sweats the most, he needs to drink the most H2O. Due to the stupid H2O campaign, Kumar couldn't quench his thirst and ended up drinking everybody else's piss. He got piss-drunk and starts to swagger along the streets. Soon he collapses and passes out. A group of passing sewerage rats come across his unconscious body and take fancy ... to his hairy crotch. Luckily, Prickunji comes to his rescue, and swings hairy pendulums towards the rats, which are pierced like satay. Kumar is awakened and he began to imitate a one eyed flamingo with a hippopotamus' mouth and attemted to grind against a pole like a retarded piece of nonsense. He roared clumsily, looking more and more bj and tyler by the second. His roar attracted the attention of an 8 year old beast with the teeth of a bunny and the eyes of medusa. She emitted a roar that put banshees to shame. Attracted by the roar, Romit aka 'the horny bitch of the village' arrived. Looking around @ the naked bodies of Kumar, Prikunj and the baby beast turned him on. Soon a fearsome foursome began.
TO BE CONTINUED....
** Disclaimer: Any resemblance to any person living or dead is purely coincidental. No animals/freaky creatures were harmed in the production of this story.
hope you all enjoy these craps..THANKS hidayah and nikunj!! 07S05 ALL THE WAY!!
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